"It's so cute I wanna shove a peanut up its nose!" - Yui Hirasawa






spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

tagged as: lotr;  



tastefullyoffensive:

[zomato]







tagged as: lmfao;  



angelicghaval:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

iinthebackofmymind:

"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."

Preach.

SO. Damned. True.

tagged as: its hella true;  



merrvpippins:

finally the day has come to post this




tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

tagged as: agreed!;  






gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

tagged as: lmfao!;  



cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

tagged as: lmfao;  amen;  guardians of the galaxy;  



princess-peachie:

Me as a cat

tagged as: kitties;  



edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

tagged as: \o/;  thank you!;  



kibsscribs:

A horrible continuation of this comic.

tagged as: attack on titan;  levi;  erwin;  



jackviolet:

One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is.

These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like.

Yeah.

They’re called the “People’s palaces of Moscow” or else “Underground palaces,” and they were built during the Soviet era on the Communist idea that art and beauty should belong to the people rather than only being available in the houses of nobles.

These photos show just some of the metro’s attractions. There are many more mosaics, statues, etc, placed throughout.

And the metro is always this clean.

In addition to being beautiful, it is incredibly functional. It gets you pretty much everywhere in Moscow, and the trains run at intervals of every three minutes or less. At peak times, they run every 90 seconds. You never have to worry about missing a train, because the next one will come almost immediately.

Not always of course. In the late evening or early morning hours, you may have to wait as long as five whole minutes for a train. They’re also super easy to navigate.

We Russians are pretty proud of our metro system.